filosofia capilar na madrugada...
eu que geralmente arranco os fios grossos que me encomodam pelo simples fato de existirem, essa madrugada me peguei filosofando com fios nas mãos.
com um fio entre dois dedos fiz movimentos de vai-e-vem (não pensem besteira...pq eu pensei quando li) e ouvi um sonzinho baixinho mas chato, como se fosse um grito, mas ele só acontecia quando eu fazia o movimento contrariando a direção do fio.
disso podemos concluir que:
1) fios gritam quando são contrariados.
2) fios grossos devem gritar muito alto, por isso eu os arranco.
3) eu gosto de contrariar os fracos.
4) fios são gritos que crescem em nossas cabeças.
5) eu devia parar de arrancar fios.
6) eu devia raspar a cabeça e fazer um moicano pra ver se os fios montavam uma banda de punk-rock.
7) eu devia dormir e parar com essas filosofias na madrugada que não levam à nada.
...e muito além dessa filosofia, em tempos muito muito distantes (domingo), quatro pessoas bebiam vinho num bar muito muito distante:
cheisson, kekê, paula e melissa na mesa.
paula diz à melissa que não deveria tomar muito vinho pra não fazer merda.
melissa por sua vez concorda.
todos servidos, todos bebem e a conversa flui naturalmente.
a taça de paula se esvazia depois de um tempo, a do cheisson e a da kekê também, mas melissa ainda tem um pouco de vinho em sua taça.
paula pega a taça de melissa e toma uns dois goles.
melissa ao ver comenta:
"a pessoa que toma para si o vinho alheio."
quer mais?
"meu amigo se chama mayck, disse que o irmão dele se chama cayck."
"cayck quica."
conclusão: reunir pessoas e vinhos em tempos muito muito distantes pode gerar trocadilhos infames.
e isso é só um "petisco" do que acontece nas reuniões do "Saia Injusta".
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Eis que de longe venho ler algo que pela beleza simples reacendeu minha vontade de escrever... Bom, como isso não faz grande diferença para o meu talento literário vegetativo, existe grande possibilidade de eu continuar sem escrever mesmo... Mas pretendo voltar a esta tienda de quitutes (adoro essa palavra!) filológicos (essa também!) epifânicos (e essa eu inventei... manja aquela citação, aliás, esta citação: "o homem adora criar monstros, estes, por sua vez, adoram destruir seus criadores"? pois eh... aiai) onde eu tava mesmo? Ahh sim, no meu trabalho e, por sinal, continuo nele. Algo deveras chato, afinal, o Heródoto Barbeiro, que eu sempre chamei de Barbieiro, não pára de falar merda do tiroteio em Virginia, ou na Virginia, vai saber!
Hm, que discortesia a minha, muito prazer meu nome é Caio, e meu apelido é Caio Caraio, com o tempo entenderá porque, mas talvez não o haja, digo, o tempo, afinal, eu briguei com ele...
Eu tenho um Cosmo na minha mesa, Padrinhos Mágicos, sabe?!
Ah e agradeço por ler o texto sem fuder, caso contrário, não iria prestar atenção nele, isto é, no texto. Entretanto, tento descobrir se isso foi bom, digo, prestar atenção foi bom, porque fuder sempre o é... Pensando bem, às vezes não, mas a relação entre "bom" e "ruim" no contexto do séquiço é algo extremamente relativo, como comparar uma máquina-de-lavar-louças e um jabuti... no final eu nunca sei do que eu tô falando mesmo!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI!!! Não é assim tão ruim, afinal eu uso praticamente só dois dedos de cada mão para digitar. :-P
Posso dizer que reduzi em 25% apenas a minha capacidade de digitar. O que é realmente foda é usar o mouse com a mão esquerda. Isso sim é ruim!
Nem dá pra desenhar mais no MSN.
:-(
Tenho que linkar seu novo blog, ler todos seus posts e declarar meu amor rasgadamente urgente. Mas essa seman eu to fazendo um site super as pressas, coisa importante! Uhum! hahahahha
Depois vo volta aqui e passar o rodo! Vou e comentar tudo, linkar e fazer ate um serenata, me aguarde! hahahahahahah
claudio concorda com melissa: muito vinho pode causar problemas. mas pouco vinho faz bem para o coração: lato e strictu senso. e claudio agradece sua visita ao blog do nauta. como navegou até lá? tchau. te desejo muitas alegrias. (passarei esta semana em dê-F.)
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